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Jun 1, 2018
2 min read
Interviewee Pretty Hot
May 31, 2018
2 min read
Lazy Exhibitionist Just Handing Out Photocopies
May 30, 2018
2 min read
Area Woman Taking Time Away from Family to Focus on Career
May 29, 2018
1 min read
Seeking Sugar Daddy
May 29, 2018
1 min read
NAACP Softens Stance on Folksy Racism
May 28, 2018
2 min read
Surgeon Using Awful Lot of Air Quotes to Describe "Procedure"
May 27, 2018
2 min read
Financial Adviser Kicks Off Meeting With Deep Sigh
May 27, 2018
3 min read
Clock Obsession Leads to Psychological Evaluation
May 26, 2018
2 min read
Surgeon General: Tanning May Be Hazardous To Your Celibacy
May 25, 2018
2 min read
Advice Columnist Turns Out To Be No Expert
May 24, 2018
3 min read
Planned Parenthood Changes Name to 'Aborted Responsibility'
May 23, 2018
2 min read
Squirrel Family Displaced by Recent Hail Storm
May 21, 2018
3 min read
Assisted Suicide Startup Targeting Middle-aged Balding Men
May 21, 2018
2 min read
Patients Brawl Over TV in Waiting Room
May 20, 2018
3 min read
Pious Man Quickly Finishes Prayer Before Farting
May 19, 2018
3 min read
Historians: Eugenicists Originally Wanted to Sterilize Some Guy Named Eugene.
May 18, 2018
3 min read
Dead Phone Battery Leaves Terrified Man Alone With Own Thoughts
May 17, 2018
2 min read
Nation's Girlfriends: Everything's Fine
May 16, 2018
3 min read
Man Tastes Ketchup in Mustache, Doesn't Remember Eating Ketchup
May 15, 2018
2 min read
School Bans Counting Down the Days until Summer Break
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