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May 8, 20182 min read

Chain Smoker Suspicious of GMOs

May 7, 20183 min read

FDA on Cookie Dough: Salmonella Risk Totally Worth It

May 4, 20182 min read

Report: 64% of US Children Exposed to Dangerous Levels of Nesquick

Apr 28, 20182 min read

FDA Approves Faith as General Remedy

Apr 27, 20182 min read

Leaked Dossier: NASA Hid Fact That World Upside-Down

Apr 26, 20183 min read

Study Concludes People Incapable of Properly Answering Survey

Apr 22, 20182 min read

Dermatologists Discover Acne Key to Youthful Skin

Apr 21, 20182 min read

Study: Personality Predictable from Navel

Apr 16, 20183 min read

Study: 28% of Vegans Actually Capable of Shutting Up About It

Apr 2, 20182 min read

Study: Leaving Shopping Carts in Parking Spaces Clear Sign of Psychopathy

Mar 29, 20183 min read

Every Hammer Secretly Hopes to be Used as Murder Weapon

Mar 25, 20183 min read

Interview with a Loamer: the Moral Superior to Vegans

Mar 25, 20182 min read

Study: Children's Shoes Nearly Always on Wrong Feet

Mar 11, 20183 min read

Study: Cantaloupe Most Consistently Disappointing Fruit

Mar 8, 20182 min read

PETA: Staggering Numbers of Goldfish Live in Extreme Poverty

Mar 8, 20183 min read

F.D.A. Strongly Urges Nation to Shake Mustard Bottle Before Use

Mar 4, 20183 min read

Alarming New Study Suggests that 98% of Automobile Crashes Due to Vehicles Colliding With Other Thin

Feb 24, 20183 min read

Study: 115% of Research Findings are Miscalculated

Feb 18, 20182 min read

Study: No One on Train Bothered by Your Egg Salad Sandwich

Feb 17, 20184 min read

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