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May 20, 2018
3 min read
Pious Man Quickly Finishes Prayer Before Farting
May 19, 2018
3 min read
Historians: Eugenicists Originally Wanted to Sterilize Some Guy Named Eugene.
May 18, 2018
3 min read
Dead Phone Battery Leaves Terrified Man Alone With Own Thoughts
May 17, 2018
2 min read
Nation's Girlfriends: Everything's Fine
May 16, 2018
3 min read
Man Tastes Ketchup in Mustache, Doesn't Remember Eating Ketchup
May 14, 2018
3 min read
Scientists: Removing Teeth Most Effective Weight Loss Method
May 13, 2018
2 min read
Preschooler's Relationship With Security Blanket Goes Stale
May 12, 2018
4 min read
Congressional Medal Granted to Anyone Who Uses Turn Signal
May 11, 2018
2 min read
Area Man Gets Story Straight Before Dentist Appointment
May 10, 2018
2 min read
Breaking: Several Billion Adult Primates Loose, Wreaking Havoc
May 9, 2018
3 min read
3-Year-Old's Most Obnoxious Toy Missing: Investigators Have No Leads
May 8, 2018
2 min read
Chain Smoker Suspicious of GMOs
May 7, 2018
3 min read
FDA on Cookie Dough: Salmonella Risk Totally Worth It
May 5, 2018
2 min read
Source: James and Valerie Totally Kissed on the Lips
May 4, 2018
2 min read
Report: 64% of US Children Exposed to Dangerous Levels of Nesquick
May 3, 2018
2 min read
Graduates Surprised by Debts They Willfully Entered Into
May 2, 2018
3 min read
Roommate Thinks Talking Through Locked Bathroom Door Acceptable
May 1, 2018
3 min read
Natalie Portman: I've Always Wished for a Severed Ear
Apr 30, 2018
2 min read
Group Vies for Removal of Religious Connotations from City Names
Apr 29, 2018
2 min read
Wheelchair Performance of Swan Lake Met with Mixed Reviews
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