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Jun 7, 2018
2 min read
Man Not Hungry, Eating Anyway
Jun 7, 2018
2 min read
Area Man Credits Long Life to Daily Consumption of Ice Cream Cones
Jun 6, 2018
2 min read
Big Bird Drops Big Turd: Trouble at Elmo-Zoe Wedding
Jun 5, 2018
2 min read
Guy Driving Slightly Faster Than You Clearly Better Person
Jun 4, 2018
2 min read
Family of 4 Averages 54 Spoons Per Day
Jun 3, 2018
2 min read
Traffic at Stoplight in Total Standstill as Drivers Check Phones
Jun 2, 2018
2 min read
Cats Have Only One Life, Experiment Finds
Jun 1, 2018
2 min read
Interviewee Pretty Hot
May 31, 2018
2 min read
Lazy Exhibitionist Just Handing Out Photocopies
May 30, 2018
2 min read
Area Woman Taking Time Away from Family to Focus on Career
May 29, 2018
1 min read
NAACP Softens Stance on Folksy Racism
May 28, 2018
2 min read
Surgeon Using Awful Lot of Air Quotes to Describe "Procedure"
May 27, 2018
2 min read
Financial Adviser Kicks Off Meeting With Deep Sigh
May 27, 2018
3 min read
Clock Obsession Leads to Psychological Evaluation
May 26, 2018
2 min read
Surgeon General: Tanning May Be Hazardous To Your Celibacy
May 25, 2018
2 min read
Advice Columnist Turns Out To Be No Expert
May 24, 2018
3 min read
Planned Parenthood Changes Name to 'Aborted Responsibility'
May 23, 2018
2 min read
Squirrel Family Displaced by Recent Hail Storm
May 21, 2018
3 min read
Assisted Suicide Startup Targeting Middle-aged Balding Men
May 21, 2018
2 min read
Patients Brawl Over TV in Waiting Room
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