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Sep 25, 20182 min read

Snickers Changes Name to Avoid Racist Undertones

Sep 22, 20182 min read

Elsa Disney's First Princess to Be Openly LGBTQ, Serial Killer

Sep 19, 20182 min read

Literacy Rate Low on Sesame Street

Sep 18, 20182 min read

Anti-vaccine Rally Shut Down Due to Measles Outbreak

Sep 10, 20182 min read

Cinnamon Roll Openly Mocking Woman on Diet

Jul 16, 20183 min read

Last of Original Teletubbies Euthanized Following Switch from Analog to Digital Broadcasting

Jun 6, 20182 min read

Big Bird Drops Big Turd: Trouble at Elmo-Zoe Wedding

Apr 25, 20183 min read

Aussie Attack: Bare-fisted Australians Successfully Invade North Korea

Mar 31, 20182 min read

New "Birds Eye for the Straight Guy" Marketing Campaign Leaves All Demographics Confused

Mar 15, 20182 min read

All American Trees Relocated to Guantanamo Bay Detention Center

Mar 12, 20183 min read

Domesticated Animals Actually Enjoy Being Caged, Slaughtered for Meat

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