Obituaries 3/3

Dec 2, 20181 min read

Christmas Music Claims Another Victim

Nov 14, 20181 min read

Forgot to Put Toilet Seat Down

Nov 8, 20182 min read

Took A Stand Against Vaccinations

Oct 14, 20182 min read

Let's Be Honest - This is All Vera's Fault

Sep 14, 20182 min read

Never Did Buy Her That Pony

Sep 5, 20182 min read

Died of a Broken Heart, and Parasites

Aug 28, 20182 min read

Definitely Nothing Fishy About His Death

Aug 19, 20181 min read

He Had Just Stopped Smoking, Too

Aug 7, 20181 min read

He Won My Respect

Jul 28, 20182 min read

Probably Reincarnated as Mosquito

Jul 2, 20182 min read

Still Owes Me $27

Jun 3, 20181 min read

He Died the Way He Lived: Wrapped Around a Tree

Apr 27, 20182 min read

Good Riddance

Mar 30, 20181 min read

Huge Estate Sale!

Mar 21, 20181 min read

Pansy Couldn't Handle a Few Liters of Vodka

Mar 2, 20182 min read

Worst Deathbed Confessional Ever

Feb 27, 20181 min read

Not 100% Sure This is His Body

Feb 17, 20181 min read

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