The Brown Family shares with deep sorrow and some hesitation the news of their father, Victor's, passing earlier in the week. At least, they are pretty sure that he's passed. When they went in to view the body, most of it looked like it could have been Victor, but whoever he was died after falling off the 30th floor of his apartment building, so it was not really clear who it was, even though Victor's ID was in the deceased's pocket. Victor was (or maybe still is—again, not positive here) a loving and dedicated grandfather, father, and husband. He will always be remembered for his love of the violin, which is especially weird, because nobody could find it in the apartment. The thing is, he would never have sold it or left it anywhere, so one kind of wonders. See, if he were to have faked his death, then he for sure would have taken the violin with him while hiding out. That totally sounds like him. But the only other explanation was that somebody came to steal the violin, and only the violin, and then shoved him out of the open window. Explain that. Anyway, there will be a funeral for Victor/this guy on Friday at 9:30 in the Fremont Church. Victor, if you're reading this, just come home and tell us what happened. We won't tell the cops, but this isn't funny.