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Sep 4, 20191 min read

Nation's Boyfriends: "We Can Explain"

Sep 3, 20192 min read

Attractive, Multi-ethnic Group of Young Adults Smiles Realistically Into Sky

Sep 2, 20192 min read

Psychologists Now Have a Test That Can Tell Whether You Are George Clooney

Aug 31, 20192 min read

Breaking: Things Taste More Like Brown Sugar if You Add More Brown Sugar

Aug 29, 20192 min read

Experts Recommend Limiting Children's Handling of Live Cobras

Aug 28, 20192 min read

Meteorologist Forced to Resign After Objectifying the Weather

Aug 27, 20192 min read

Dogs Share their Legend of a Were-human

Aug 26, 20192 min read

Biden Granted Gaffe Extension Through January

Aug 24, 20192 min read

Trump Offers Denmark Plate of Cookies

Aug 22, 20191 min read

AI Simulation of Automation Reveals Nothing to Fear

Aug 20, 20192 min read

Study: You Last Person on Planet Without a Podcast

Aug 19, 20191 min read

Fingernails Already Long Again

Aug 18, 20194 min read

Breaking: That Spider You Couldn't Finish Off is Plotting Revenge

Aug 17, 20192 min read

Breaking: Jeffrey Epstein Sometimes Went by "Jeff"

Aug 15, 20192 min read

Criminal Justice Proposal Would Allow Each American One Free Felony

Aug 14, 20192 min read

Grammar Nazis Forced to Rebrand

Aug 13, 20192 min read

Vampires Undetectable by Motion Sensors

Aug 12, 20192 min read

Man Finds Lawn Care Article Written by Woman, Reads it Anyway

Aug 10, 20192 min read

Proposed Bill Would Require Employers to Give Workers Pats on Head, Words of Affirmation

Aug 9, 20192 min read

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