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Feb 9, 20192 min read

Leaving a Cult

Dec 26, 20182 min read

Baby Jesus Enters the Off-season

Dec 24, 20181 min read

Pope Has Crisis of Faith upon Learning Santa isn’t Real

Dec 23, 20183 min read

PSA: Stool Softeners Fail to Increase Comfort of Sitting

Dec 15, 20182 min read

Santa Casts off Christian Façade, Founds Own Religion

Nov 20, 20182 min read

Capitalist High Priest to Offer Yearly Turkey Sacrifice in Hopes of Good Black Friday

Nov 7, 20182 min read

God Admits Ostrich Was Just a Joke

Oct 31, 20182 min read

Satanists Hope Halloween Will Provide Many Converts, Human Sacrifices

Oct 21, 20182 min read

Jewish Vampire Hunter Disappointed He Has to Use Crucifix

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