#ToddBlankenship 10/10

Mar 2, 20182 min read

Worst Deathbed Confessional Ever

Mar 2, 20184 min read

Surgeon Makes Sound Effects During Entire Procedure

Feb 28, 20183 min read

Planned Parenthood Fighting Stigma of Dismembering Living Humans

Feb 27, 20181 min read

Not 100% Sure This is His Body

Feb 27, 20183 min read

Hot Shower Closest Area Man Will Ever Come to Unconditional Love

Feb 25, 20182 min read

Man With Pony Tail Refuses to Play by Couple of Society's Rules

Feb 23, 20182 min read

Toaster Oven Slowly Converted to Shrine of Procrastination

Feb 22, 20182 min read

Child More Excited for Macaroni-and-Cheese than for Father's Homecoming

Feb 22, 20182 min read

"Gun Control!" Shouts Mother Who Texts While Driving

Feb 21, 20183 min read

Transgendered Student Changes Course After Seeing Inside of Men’s Public Restroom

Feb 20, 20182 min read

“Lost Dog” Poster Includes Dead-or-Alive Clause

Feb 18, 20183 min read

UNESCO: Some People Still Unfamiliar With Radiohead

Feb 17, 20181 min read

He Somehow Made it to 67

Feb 15, 20183 min read

President Trump Privately Struggling to Keep Up Façade of Incompetence

Feb 15, 20182 min read

Third Grader Thinks Black History Month Is Celebration of the Crayon

Feb 12, 20182 min read

Clearly False Road Sign Reads “Men Working”

Feb 12, 20184 min read

Toddler Holds Doctor’s Office Hostage for Grape-Flavored Sucker