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Oct 31, 2018
2 min
Satanists Hope Halloween Will Provide Many Converts, Human Sacrifices
Oct 25, 2018
2 min
Study: Halloween Sends Mixed Signals about Candy from Strangers
Oct 21, 2018
2 min
Jewish Vampire Hunter Disappointed He Has to Use Crucifix
Oct 18, 2018
2 min
Report: Your Baby Looks Like a Potato
Oct 12, 2018
3 min
Startled Andy Weir to Become Patron Saint of Potatoes and Stranded Astronauts
Oct 7, 2018
2 min
Entomologists: How Can Nation Sleep Knowing Potato Bugs Exist?
Oct 5, 2018
2 min
Scandal: Mr. Potato Head has Illegitimate Tater Tot
Oct 3, 2018
2 min
Dude's French Fry Intake Valve Needs Some Lubrication
Oct 1, 2018
2 min
Crest Toothpaste Releases “Garlic Loaded Mashed Potatoes” Flavor
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