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Yard Signs Most Convincing Campaign Element

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Advice Columnist Turns Out To Be No Expert

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Patients Brawl Over TV in Waiting Room

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Group Vies for Removal of Religious Connotations from City Names

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FDA Approves Faith as General Remedy

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Good Riddance

Apr 21, 20182 min read

Study: Personality Predictable from Navel

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Poet Convention Ends in Bloodshed

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President Trump Considers Abolishing Congress

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Secret to Happiness Being in Cult

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Religious Disputes Over Naming Days of the Week

Apr 3, 20182 min read

International Esoterical Association's Conference Leaves Most Confused

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White House Announces New "Department of Truth"

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Interview with a Loamer: the Moral Superior to Vegans

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