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Jun 2, 20182 min read

Cats Have Only One Life, Experiment Finds

May 2, 20183 min read

Roommate Thinks Talking Through Locked Bathroom Door Acceptable

Apr 12, 20182 min read

Grown Woman Still Refers to Father as "Daddy"

Mar 30, 20181 min read

Huge Estate Sale!

Mar 29, 20183 min read

Every Hammer Secretly Hopes to be Used as Murder Weapon

Mar 19, 20183 min read

Millions Hospitalized Following Release of Apple's New Tablet

Mar 9, 20183 min read

Smoke Detectors Designed to Run Out of Battery During REM Sleep, Manufacturers Admit

Feb 26, 20183 min read

DEA Launches Investigation into Massive Amounts of White Powder Falling from Sky

Feb 16, 20183 min read

Area Man Inexplicably Chooses Middle Urinal

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