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Mar 5, 20182 min read

Man Discovers Glass Does Not Bend

Mar 4, 20183 min read

Alarming New Study Suggests that 98% of Automobile Crashes Due to Vehicles Colliding With Other Thin

Mar 3, 20183 min read

Struggling ISIS Claims Responsibility for Vendor's Tipped Over Hot Dog Cart

Mar 2, 20184 min read

Surgeon Makes Sound Effects During Entire Procedure

Mar 1, 20183 min read

Restaurant Owner Started Out as Automatic Dishwasher

Feb 28, 20183 min read

Planned Parenthood Fighting Stigma of Dismembering Living Humans

Feb 27, 20183 min read

Hot Shower Closest Area Man Will Ever Come to Unconditional Love

Feb 26, 20183 min read

DEA Launches Investigation into Massive Amounts of White Powder Falling from Sky

Feb 25, 20182 min read

Man With Pony Tail Refuses to Play by Couple of Society's Rules

Feb 24, 20183 min read

Study: 115% of Research Findings are Miscalculated

Feb 23, 20182 min read

Toaster Oven Slowly Converted to Shrine of Procrastination

Feb 22, 20182 min read

Child More Excited for Macaroni-and-Cheese than for Father's Homecoming

Feb 22, 20182 min read

"Gun Control!" Shouts Mother Who Texts While Driving

Feb 21, 20183 min read

Transgendered Student Changes Course After Seeing Inside of Men’s Public Restroom

Feb 20, 20182 min read

“Lost Dog” Poster Includes Dead-or-Alive Clause

Feb 18, 20183 min read

UNESCO: Some People Still Unfamiliar With Radiohead

Feb 18, 20182 min read

Study: No One on Train Bothered by Your Egg Salad Sandwich

Feb 17, 20184 min read

New Study Reveals that 28% of Birds Say Flying Not That Great

Feb 16, 20183 min read

Area Man Inexplicably Chooses Middle Urinal

Feb 15, 20183 min read

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