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Feb 15, 2019
2 min read
Authorities Seek Cupid in Connection with Fly-by Shootings
Feb 14, 2019
2 min read
Nation to Mimic Star Trek by Holding Valentine's Day Every 7 Years
Feb 13, 2019
2 min read
Valentine’s Day Put on Hold Due to Worldwide Shortage of Cupid-sized Diapers
Jan 28, 2019
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Cupid to Modernize Weaponry
Jan 14, 2019
2 min read
Valentine’s Day Merchandise Already in Stores to Prolong Suffering of Singles
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