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Mar 5, 2018
2 min
Man Discovers Glass Does Not Bend
Mar 2, 2018
4 min
Surgeon Makes Sound Effects During Entire Procedure
Feb 27, 2018
3 min
Hot Shower Closest Area Man Will Ever Come to Unconditional Love
Feb 25, 2018
2 min
Man With Pony Tail Refuses to Play by Couple of Society's Rules
Feb 23, 2018
2 min
Toaster Oven Slowly Converted to Shrine of Procrastination
Feb 22, 2018
2 min
Child More Excited for Macaroni-and-Cheese than for Father's Homecoming
Feb 21, 2018
3 min
Transgendered Student Changes Course After Seeing Inside of Men’s Public Restroom
Feb 20, 2018
2 min
“Lost Dog” Poster Includes Dead-or-Alive Clause
Feb 18, 2018
2 min
Study: No One on Train Bothered by Your Egg Salad Sandwich
Feb 16, 2018
3 min
Area Man Inexplicably Chooses Middle Urinal
Feb 15, 2018
2 min
Third Grader Thinks Black History Month Is Celebration of the Crayon
Feb 12, 2018
2 min
Clearly False Road Sign Reads “Men Working”
Feb 12, 2018
4 min
Toddler Holds Doctor’s Office Hostage for Grape-Flavored Sucker
Feb 12, 2018
2 min
Embarrassed Mass Shooter Realizes He in "Gun Free" Zone
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