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Sep 10, 2018
2 min read
Cinnamon Roll Openly Mocking Woman on Diet
Sep 7, 2018
3 min read
Grocery Clerk Making It Pretty Clear You Bought Wrong Brand of Pot Pie
Sep 3, 2018
2 min read
Man Performs Weekly Ritual of Buying Kale, Letting It Wilt in Fridge
Aug 8, 2018
1 min read
Area Vegan Would Definitely Terminate Own Pregnancy
Aug 6, 2018
2 min read
Report: Normal Person Caught Behind 3 Obese Pedestrians
Aug 4, 2018
1 min read
Last Cookie Probably Stale By Now
Aug 3, 2018
2 min read
2-year-old Food Critic Gives Applesauce Highest Rating
May 8, 2018
2 min read
Chain Smoker Suspicious of GMOs
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