Harold McMartin will be sorely missed by his friends, family, and coworkers after he passed away on Friday of last week. He will be remembered for his love of model trains, micro-brew beer, and his constant habit of clearing his throat before speaking, which was partially to blame for his early demise.
On a fishing trip with his chums, Harold could be heard trying to clear his throat for several seconds before finally falling over dead. Apparently, a frog near the lake had somehow become lodged in his throat, and worked its way deeper until it finally asphyxiated poor Harold.
Naturally, his fishing buddies thought nothing of the noise and sound of the struggle, thinking it was just Harold getting ready to say something really important. In retrospect, it was very important: he was dying because there was literally a frog in his throat. Now we all know.
The service will be held on Wednesday at 9:30 a.m. at Hopper's Funeral Services.
Comments