Do you like sweet, sensitive guys who will listen to your every word? Are you looking for a man who treats you like a queen? Can you sit and listen to that same man sob about his most recent breakup and how totally over her he is, even though it's pretty obvious that he still has feelings for her, especially when he subtly-but-repeatedly suggests that you change your appearance and then you notice one day that every tip he's made makes you look and act more like his ex? Then I may be the man for you. Call now. No really, call right now.