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Writer's pictureTodd Blankenship

Need Someone to Reach My Top Shelves



I am a petite, Italian fireball who loves movies, Mexican food, and skiing. I need a man who likes to hold hands, share milkshakes, and who is at least 5'10" because I cannot, for the life of me, reach the top shelves of my kitchen cabinets. I have a step-ladder, but it's a lot of work to drag it out of the garage and set it up only to put it back again. So I don't even use the top shelves in my kitchen anymore. It's like I'm using 66% of my storage space. I just can't go on like this anymore. If you are looking for a fun, attractive young woman who may or may not be using you for your reach, give me a call.


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