Handsome and strong, small business owner, looking for a sure thing. I can’t afford to waste another 6 months dating. I need to give my parents a grandkid or I lose my inheritance. This is it, ladies. If you’ve got intact plumbing, and 40 weeks or so to spend growing my little goldmine, I’m your man. I’ll give you a cut of 20%; 35% if the kid’s pretty cute. Must be ovulating within next 3 days or don’t bother. All serious offers considered!