Do you ever find that you’ve accomplished something, but didn’t have someone looking over your shoulder, telling you that you’re doing it wrong, the whole time? I think we should meet. I can be that voice that repeatedly reminds you of the things you are not doing, but should be. I can be there to point out character flaws that you think you are working on, and make sure that you never actually come to believe that you’ve made any progress. I can be very subtle, too, if that’s what you’re looking for. Just don’t ever try these things on me, or I’ll cut your throat.