Ladies, I know what you're looking for. You're tired of those same run-of-the-mill guys who's good looking and seems nice enough. You're after the diamond in the rough. You want the needle in the haystack. You want the rare find.
Well, I'm your man. I was recently diagnosed with "stiff person syndrome," which is a rare neurological disorder. Yeah, you read that right: "rare." How many guys do you know who can say they've literally been diagnosed as "one in a million?" That's what I thought.
So, yeah. I guess you could say that I'm really special. In fact, basically all of my doctors told me that they've never seen another case of this in their whole careers. For a long time, they figured I was just another case of Parkinson's or multiple sclerosis, but deep down I've always know that I was different. And now I've got the lab results to prove it.
Now don't overwhelm my inbox with inquiries all at once. Take a deep breath and really think about whether you're ready for a guy like me. This kind of rare find isn't all talk-show interviews and guest speaking at medical conferences. There's a lot of responsibility, too. I'll need you to do basically all of the driving, as my spasms will come on without warning, but don't worry, that kind of thing doesn't threaten my manhood or anything.
Anyway, I look forward to seeing if you are my diamond in the rough, too. Shoot me an email, and let's find out.
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