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Nov 24, 2018
2 min read
Thanksgiving Officially Rebranded "Pie Christmas"
Nov 22, 2018
2 min read
Republic of Turkey Institutes Eagle-eating Tradition
Nov 21, 2018
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Unified Turkey Revolt Causes Hundreds of Human Deaths, Military Called In
Nov 19, 2018
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Staggering Number of Turkeys Reported Dead This Fall, Reasons Unknown
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